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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my grandma put a little piece of her birthday cake in the garbage can and i was like why the heck did you do that and she said “it’s important to leave some for the raccoons because what if it’s a raccoon’s birthday and no one remembers??”

(via kissingmyhopegoodbye)

betweenlegs:

UGH